PRASHANT BARDHAN FUNCLUB: 2009

Monday, October 26, 2009

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
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Friendship SMS.................

Friendship is not a Game to Play
*Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me to leave your friend
*Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Age appears to be best in some things
*Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower
*God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
To live a life
*To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
True friends r like morning
*True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
Make 1000's friends
*Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
6 rules to be HAPPY
*6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
Never abandon old friends.
*Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
*GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;
*As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
ill always value u deep within my heart!
*Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
If friends were flowers
*If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired
*Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
Friendship is sweet when it’s new
*Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Friendship Messages..........

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I won't promise to be your friend forever, because I won't live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
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You are a gift wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.
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Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!
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Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and most of all.. old friends best to keep, just like you.
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My friendship is not a game to play nor a word to say. It doesn't start on March and end on May but it is yesterday, today, tomorrow and everyday.
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I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken.
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Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go I would find a million reasons to make you stay.
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It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.
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Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
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Before I got in touch with you, I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends. But after I met you, I started believing that stars do fall on Earth.
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INDIAN POLITICAL JOKES: If Laloo became PM of India

Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on) and goes
to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Nawaz Sharif.They decide to meet without
aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.
Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.
"Nawazbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Nawaz Sharif
comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims
on Kashmir, with no strings attached!
The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had
failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press
clamours.
"Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company people)
says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video
khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone
free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Nawazbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir
chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (SO, I said
to Nawazbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free
with it!")

Funny SMS

KUDHA KI RAHMAT SARE SANSHAR PAR BARSE.
MERE HISSE KI RAHAMAT MERE YAAR PAR BARSE.
AE KHUDHA MUJHE KAR DENA PANI.
AGAR MERA YAAR KABHI PANI KO TARSE.
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Laloo in a romantic mood, "aaj ham tohar ears pey kiss karunga...!"
his wife replied, "agar main behari ho gayi to.....?"
laloo said, "dhatt pagali.... Aaj tak kabhi gungi huyi kya....?"
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
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Ek baar Zardari Saab shop main jate hai or
shopkeeper se khte hai k
ye muchoon wala kutta kitne ka hai?
shopkeeper khta hai ye kutta nai Mirror hai....
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