KUDHA KI RAHMAT SARE SANSHAR PAR BARSE.
MERE HISSE KI RAHAMAT MERE YAAR PAR BARSE.
AE KHUDHA MUJHE KAR DENA PANI.
AGAR MERA YAAR KABHI PANI KO TARSE.
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Laloo in a romantic mood, "aaj ham tohar ears pey kiss karunga...!"
his wife replied, "agar main behari ho gayi to.....?"
laloo said, "dhatt pagali.... Aaj tak kabhi gungi huyi kya....?"
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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
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Ek baar Zardari Saab shop main jate hai or
shopkeeper se khte hai k
ye muchoon wala kutta kitne ka hai?
shopkeeper khta hai ye kutta nai Mirror hai....
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